beyonslayed:

Stop

tastefullyoffensive:

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

hokaegu:

oh my lord this pleases me

nudqe:

why

za-smierc-przyjaciela:

speedwag:

aozth:

2016 is quite a year

ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed

I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this